Lady Jane the river saint 
Special yes but lucky ain't 
Lady Jane said she walked on water but she never had a man to show 
Then one day she found a fella she was eager just to let him know 
Lady Jane she walked on water 
Followed by her brand new lover who tumbled along, drownin' down below 

Lady Jane did not abort 
For legends are never made that short 
Now be sure when you listen to this 
Here's another reason why you shouldn't eat fish 
Convinced he'd become a creature of the sea 
She cut off her feet and jumped into the deep 
And never stopped looking for her lover below 

Lady Jane the river fish 
Became the world's most wanted dish 
And though no man would dare to catch 
Something whose beauty we could never match 
But when some member from a far away state 
Said "I order you to get that fish's head on my plate!" 
They killed little Lady Jane 

The emperor of a distant land 
The only man who didn't understand 
That though you think you've got your prize 
There's another fish that has escaped your eyes 
Lady Jane, her lover's there 
Swimming through the ocean with a desperate stare 
Looking for Lady Jane 
Looking for Lady Jane